Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem

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Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem

Santa In The Pink Krampus In The Stink An Adult Bedtime Poem Why should kids get all the fun Read an epic narrative Christmas Eve bedtime poem for adults In the wee hours of christmas morning our heroine is visited by Santa But he s brought a friend with him

  • Title: Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem
  • Author: Edmund Quimlove
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 148
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Why should kids get all the fun Read an epic, narrative, Christmas Eve bedtime poem for adults In the wee hours of christmas morning, our heroine is visited by Santa But he s brought a friend with himKrampus It seems she s on both the naughty list and the nice list To resolve the situation, she ll need to let Santa and Krampus have their way with her at the same tiWhy should kids get all the fun Read an epic, narrative, Christmas Eve bedtime poem for adults In the wee hours of christmas morning, our heroine is visited by Santa But he s brought a friend with himKrampus It seems she s on both the naughty list and the nice list To resolve the situation, she ll need to let Santa and Krampus have their way with her at the same time EXCERPT I sized up St Nick, and you know, truth be told, I d fetishized Santa at eighteen years old The man at the mall who d portrayed him was cute I so wanted to tear off his furry, red suit Every year I d show up with no panties, short skirt, And I d sit on his lap, trying my best to flirt I would open my legs til my snatch grazed his leg, Give him puppy dog eyes, and I d plead, and I d beg I told him that I had been such a good girl, Wrapped my hair round my finger and gave it a twirl I gave him my number and told him to call, But I never did see him outside of the mall So, if I had to fuck Santa now, I was game I would ride that fat man til he came and he came The Krampus was the only problem I saw, As I wasn t turned on by his fur or his claws On the other hand, he carried chains and a whip, And that made me quite wet betwixt my nether lips So, I said, What the hell Maybe this will be fun, For a threesome is something that I ve never done Besides, I proclaimed, I could use a good screw Then, I pointed to Santa I m starting with you.

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    One thought on “Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem

    1. Sh3lly ☽ Guardian of Beautiful Squids and Lonely Moons ☽ on said:

      Yes, I read this. For science, of course.In this short, heart-warming tale, our plucky heroine meets Santa AND Krampus and has to make a salacious deal with them, since she has been both equally naughty and nice.And now it's official: I'm finally in the Christmas spirit!!! A must-read for every (adult of course) hardcore Santa and Krampus fan. I am most definitely interested in checking out the author's other titles:A Lovely Day For Vigorous Anal Penetration and Be A Dear And Give My Tight Virgi [...]

    2. ☆★Tinja★✮ A Court of Pizza and Laziness on said:

      LOOOOOOL It's a poem :-----------DI can't breathe xD *laughs hysterically* (All the blame goes to my GR friends. Me? I'm innocent.)

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